Jules von Haniver is the most talked about artifical biologist of past twenty years. In 2003, Jules Haniver was born with her arm around her neck. Jules Haniver had her first and only near death experience shortly after, but survived, to the chagrin of God and many people. From there, she stewed in an underground cavern for many years. She lived off five course meals and the drips of rainwater, suckled directly from the stalactites above. In 2018, Jules Haniver developed a brain eating ameoba. Reinvigorated by life's flavor, Jules Haniver would go on to attend Mantinea Medical Institute in Upstate, OM, where she would study zygomatics. Jules Haniver continues to have fun to this very day.

Currently, she struggles to manage and update her unfortunately esoteric website. That website is, in fact, this very website! Maybe someday she wil get it to a presentable state. But for now, it is a "work in progress". Stay tuned!

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